水星人 发表于 2009-7-30 21:09

超级搞笑的中国式英语句

1. 白痴:White eat!
2. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban
3. 彼此彼此:you me you me
4. 表妹:watch sister
5. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one
6. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose
7. 不三不四: no three no four
8. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun
9. 车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die
10. 吃白食:eat white food
11. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake
12. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you
13. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see
14. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong
15. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up
16. 好久不见:long time no see (这个用法已经被当地的美国口语,尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受)
17. 红颜知己:red face know me
18. 加油:add oil
19. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠: save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower
20. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 :dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole
21. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger
22. 没脸见人:have no face see person
23. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough
24. 面试:face try
25. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!
26. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?
27. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who
28. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son
29. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see
30. 你给我站住:you give me stop
本文摘自《电脑迷》2009年8月上期光盘

senna 发表于 2009-7-30 21:12

继续:
兄弟们上:Brothers together!
你有种:You have seed!

kson 发表于 2009-7-30 21:32

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ALMACH 发表于 2009-7-30 21:48

一位同胞的名字叫游福克,翻译成英语叫 FUKE YOU

zhangyf1997 发表于 2009-7-30 21:49

::070821_13.jpg::纯正的Chinglish!

天道无极 发表于 2009-7-30 21:50

俺也来补充一句~

How old are you: 怎么老是你!

735725028 发表于 2009-7-30 21:53

关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong
   ::070821_17.jpg::拼音没学好,应该是“guangong"哈哈

zcl2853502 发表于 2009-7-30 21:55

solarshen 发表于 2009-7-30 21:59

搞笑的蛮!1361192.gif

裂空访问者 发表于 2009-7-31 13:42

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chn5 发表于 2009-7-31 23:07

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