如果你在网上下围棋的话，进来看看（英文）
本帖最后由 nngs 于 2009-10-7 13:14 编辑下面的一些对话是在著名的www.gokgs.com围棋服务器上实录的。如果你有些网上下围棋的经验，并且英文OK的话，you will enjoy the reading
Beginners Can Come Up with Great Questions
senile: Can somebody help me please?
volcane: what's the problem?
senile: I have a problem and not sure where to report it
senile: to the maker of this program or to sun
senile: it's a graphical problem
senile: the stones never land in the squares
chewbacca: lol
senile: any idea?
chewbacca: the stones are placed on the intersections
senile: ohh u 2 have the problem?
chewbacca: yes
volcane: yes its very common
senile: i'll try another server then, thanks
初学者能问出"牛"问题来
senile: 哪位帮我一下啊?
v: 嘛事儿?
s: 我有个问题要报告一下, 但不知道是向该软件(就是下围棋的客户端)的作者报告还是向SUN(估计是系统管理员之类)
报告好? 是个图形类问题: 围棋子怎么也放不到方格里
c: 晕倒中
s: 倒底咋回事儿啊!
c: 棋子是放在交叉点上的 (c 还是想帮s的)
s: 啊! 原来你的软件也有这问题? (但 s 初级得超乎想象)
c: 是的 (c 彻底不指望能给s讲明白了)
v: 是的, 这是个普遍存在的问题 (v 也加进来逗 s 玩儿)
s: 那我再到别的围棋服务器上试试吧! 谢谢了 (不知道 s 又去哪里问这"牛"问题去了)
Concwhatever
Nu0li : I've tried to teach my 8-year-old brother, but he cant concentrate :P
zedi : ive been trying to teach my 20-year-old friends, but they cant concentrate either :)
Biographical Note
dadada: i thought nugy was a 40yo truckdriver living with mom
nugatory: 45yo truckdriver, but i killed my mother before i could drive
The Wife
paccap : thanks
paccap : My wife came in at this moment, so I had to switch to another window
JeffChang : oh...
Hate
Mef: I hate those guys who play the stupid invasions that only work if you make
3 stupid mistakes......and then you make 3 stupid mistakes
Economics Specialist
masaaku: I majored in econmics? does that give me some credentials?
otofreq: so you can count (I hope)
The Difference
mexyz: with beginners, it is hard to tell a misclick from a no-brainer
mexyz: with strong players it is almost impossible to tell
Go in a Nutshell
easter: If go shows anything it shows that there are no rules without exceptions,
and that without common sense you won't get far, but with it you probably
do even worse.
It's a Classic
hemb: it's like my game came from a standard joseki book under the "Wrong" section :)
No Choice
wolchengi: i have had 2 girls walk away from me because of my go
mendelbox: man has to do what a man has to do
wolchengi: one of the girls was older and had good reason to
BAZI: play go?
wolchengi: the other was stupid enough to ask, "if you had to choose between baduk and me...
which would you choose?"
On thickness
A: White's thickness goes to waste
B: My thickness goes to my waist too :-)
Make Big Money, Work from Home
KuudeeKun: never heard of 1d (ama) making money by teaching go
info: i've heard of 10ks on KGS charging to teach
jwalton: How much can they bill you back for the stuff you teach that is wrong :P
info: make them bring a signed letter from the 7d they replace you with :)
jwalton: oh yeah, 7d charges $10 for letter, you get $5 refund
Advanced Reduction
tempo: what is cap on a cap called if white has a half board moyo with the side hoshi
and you play the 6th line cap on his 4th line stone and then he plays 8th line
cap on your capping stone. Is there a name for this?
tywin: Optimism.
Loneliness
A: does anyone know how i can set up a tournament?
B: get some friends together ^^
A: does anyone wanna be my friend?
Rise of the Bots
lepore: ok seriously a robot just escaped on me
RoundTuit: they are getting smarter 好多年不下围棋了，现在已经不敢说什么了。 很喜欢下围棋，可是围棋太耗时间一直不敢关注于此。
这些东西，除了个别词（老外日常交流时频繁使用各种方式缩写词汇，让人看的云里雾里），单句话都能明白，但大部分不知道在说啥。 本帖最后由 nngs 于 2009-10-7 13:19 编辑
都是些很好笑的对话, 如果哪个对话大部分(会下围棋的)人都看不出好笑的, 有时间我就翻译一下(我先翻译了第一个) 4# nngs
围棋我虽会下，但因下的太少特别是和人没下过几盘，水平很菜。这些话我只有部分能和围棋联系起来，其他的，可能有很多围棋术语（英文表达）不熟悉。 我狂晕，这位新手大概是国际象棋下惯了。 6# zhangyf1997
国际象棋，N年前下过几盘…… 我倒是天天在网上下围棋，第一个对话在国内就是弈城。遗憾的是不知道英文是怎么表达围棋术语的，术语太多了 On thickness
A: White's thickness goes to waste
B: My thickness goes to my waist too :-)
这个B挺机智的。 这一个翻译的就差点让我笑趴下了 本帖最后由 阿波罗神 于 2011-12-31 19:13 编辑
在网上打桥牌的会不会问：“我为什么能看到对方一家的牌？你们这个系统有问题吧？”这类问题呢？ 略懂一些下法，例如“气”“眼”之类的，别的基本不会 我喜欢下象棋，围棋略懂，国际象棋略懂··· 必须要让下一代知道并掌握初步围棋 zhouyuhao 发表于 2014-4-18 22:49
围棋是我的主要爱好之一。王元老师说得好：“你这个逼不错，不紧也不松” ...
笑死了，哈哈，肯定是马小飞下的！。。。。。
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