本帖最后由 nngs 于 2009-10-7 13:14 编辑
下面的一些对话是在著名的www.gokgs.com围棋服务器上实录的。如果你有些网上下围棋的经验，并且英文OK的话，you will enjoy the reading
Beginners Can Come Up with Great Questions
senile: Can somebody help me please?
volcane: what's the problem?
senile: I have a problem and not sure where to report it
senile: to the maker of this program or to sun
senile: it's a graphical problem
senile: the stones never land in the squares
chewbacca: lol
senile: any idea?
chewbacca: the stones are placed on the intersections
senile: ohh u 2 have the problem?
chewbacca: yes
volcane: yes its very common
senile: i'll try another server then, thanks
初学者能问出"牛"问题来
senile: 哪位帮我一下啊?
v: 嘛事儿?
s: 我有个问题要报告一下, 但不知道是向该软件(就是下围棋的客户端)的作者报告还是向SUN(估计是系统管理员之类)
报告好? 是个图形类问题: 围棋子怎么也放不到方格里
c: 晕倒中
s: 倒底咋回事儿啊!
c: 棋子是放在交叉点上的 (c 还是想帮s的)
s: 啊! 原来你的软件也有这问题? (但 s 初级得超乎想象)
c: 是的 (c 彻底不指望能给s讲明白了)
v: 是的, 这是个普遍存在的问题 (v 也加进来逗 s 玩儿)
s: 那我再到别的围棋服务器上试试吧! 谢谢了 (不知道 s 又去哪里问这"牛"问题去了)
Concwhatever
Nu0li [2k]: I've tried to teach my 8-year-old brother, but he cant concentrate 
zedi [19k]: ive been trying to teach my 20-year-old friends, but they cant concentrate either 
Biographical Note
dadada: i thought nugy was a 40yo truckdriver living with mom
nugatory: 45yo truckdriver, but i killed my mother before i could drive
The Wife
paccap [3d]: thanks
paccap [3d]: My wife came in at this moment, so I had to switch to another window
JeffChang [9d]: oh...
Hate
Mef: I hate those guys who play the stupid invasions that only work if you make
3 stupid mistakes......and then you make 3 stupid mistakes
Economics Specialist
masaaku: I majored in econmics? does that give me some credentials?
otofreq: so you can count (I hope)
The Difference
mexyz: with beginners, it is hard to tell a misclick from a no-brainer
mexyz: with strong players it is almost impossible to tell
Go in a Nutshell
easter: If go shows anything it shows that there are no rules without exceptions,
and that without common sense you won't get far, but with it you probably
do even worse.
It's a Classic
hemb: it's like my game came from a standard joseki book under the "Wrong" section
No Choice
wolchengi: i have had 2 girls walk away from me because of my go
mendelbox: man has to do what a man has to do
wolchengi: one of the girls was older and had good reason to
BAZI: play go?
wolchengi: the other was stupid enough to ask, "if you had to choose between baduk and me...
which would you choose?"
On thickness
A: White's thickness goes to waste
B: My thickness goes to my waist too :-)
Make Big Money, Work from Home
KuudeeKun: never heard of 1d (ama) making money by teaching go
info: i've heard of 10ks on KGS charging to teach
jwalton: How much can they bill you back for the stuff you teach that is wrong
info: make them bring a signed letter from the 7d they replace you with
jwalton: oh yeah, 7d charges $10 for letter, you get $5 refund
Advanced Reduction
tempo: what is cap on a cap called if white has a half board moyo with the side hoshi
and you play the 6th line cap on his 4th line stone and then he plays 8th line
cap on your capping stone. Is there a name for this?
tywin: Optimism.
Loneliness
A: does anyone know how i can set up a tournament?
B: get some friends together ^^
A: does anyone wanna be my friend?
Rise of the Bots
lepore: ok seriously a robot just escaped on me
RoundTuit: they are getting smarter |
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