Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
nice to meet you.
太容易死了。还不如我当年写的程序。
Me:
asdfasdfasdfqwrqwerqw
直接死掉！
别跟程序较劲，大好夜晚，还是看星星去吧，星星比上帝有趣。
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这个比较好玩，有空我也去玩一下。呵呵
我进去了,为何无法输入文字?
25# yeohw123
应该不能输入中文的。。。老外的程序啊。。。
22# JoshuaShaw
感觉做程序的哥们判断某问题无解的时限可能设的很长，看起来就死掉了。。。
23# Lian
有理，至少大家能看到星星，有谁见过真的上帝。。。
PS:昨晚想看LuLin来的，结果云遮雾罩，啥都看不到。。。
Me:
can you speak germany
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases ingermany.
Me:
guten tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
danke
God:
Kein Thema. :-).
真有趣。。
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Je vais me renseigner这句是什么意思？谁知道？
Je vais me renseigner这句是什么意思？谁知道？
shjw13579 发表于 2009-2-7 12:17 http://www.astronomy.com.cn/bbs/images/common/back.gif
我会通知的（法语）
输入框在下方，上方是聊天内容，跟QQ一样！只是它的输入框比较窄小~~~
zengguolai 发表于 2009-2-7 11:56 http://www.astronomy.com.cn/bbs/images/common/back.gif
谢!可以了.输入框怎么没线条框呢.还真难发现.
我骂了它三句,然后输入框死掉了，不再允许我输入任何字.GOD 真小气
还能根据IP记住名字,没试过,但是把临时文件清空了它还能记得你是谁
还能根据IP记住名字,没试过,但是把临时文件清空了它还能记得你是谁
shomo 发表于 2009-2-7 15:18 http://www.astronomy.com.cn/bbs/images/common/back.gif
不会吧某人的经典聊天记录拿出来展出吧
Me:
there is no God
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
If you are God, what can you do?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I amGod what can me do.
I ama robot.
Me:
robot is not god
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
so say you are not god and there is no god
God:
Pardon me? " you are not god and there is no god".
Me:
do you know what is robot?
God:
Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me:
do you know the Three Law of Robot?
God:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such
orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not
conflict with the First or Second Law.
---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".
Me:
inacitive
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I order you: inactive
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
you are out of control
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I amout of control.
Me:
how many languages can you speak?
God:
All the computer languages.
Me:
so you know cpp?
God:
Interesting deduction.I don't know if I knowit.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
do you know Java?
God:
Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
Me:
zfjva f
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
alsf oie h
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
cnviohga
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
can you speak chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
any more?
God:
Nope.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
do you know Newton's first law?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know what is positron?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
tell me, yes or no
God:
There is not much I can say aboutit. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is there only one?
Me:
your knowledge is too limited
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
I am sure it is not so high
God:
What makes you so certain?yes or no is notso high?
Me:
can you do integral?
God:
Doingintegral is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
can you do calculate?
God:
Doingcalculate is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
do you know what is calculation?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so your knowledge is too limited
God:
Ah.My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
but there are lots of questions you can not answer.
God:
How manyquestions me can not answer s are there?
Me:
lots of
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
what do you get if you plus one and one
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
explain
死了……
很有意思...没事找他完完不错
38# positron
可怜IQ 250的GOD兄被too complicated的问题憋死了。。。
我也贴一个，GOD兄死活不帮着算1+1。。。
Me:
1+1=?
God:
One what?
Me:
Do you know how to compute 1+1?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Do you know how to compute one plus one?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
What's the answer of one plus one?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
How to calculate one plus one?
God:
How much do you thinkit is?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
one plus one?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
Are you a calculator?
God:
I am a language machine, not a number crucher.
Me:
Are you a kind of calculator?
God:
Am I akind of calculator?Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
can you do calculation?
God:
Doingcalculation is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Can you calculate one plus one?
God:
Do I look like a spreadsheet to you?Of course I could doit,
but why would I want to?
Me:
Please calculate one plus one for me.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Tell me a story.
Me:
Once there is a mountain, there is a temple on top of it, and there is a monk inside the temple...
God:
When?Is there only one?
Me:
Long long ago. Only one.
God:
Yes,it seems very long to me too. How much would you pay for one?
Me:
Anything you like.
God:
You choose.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
THen could you please help me calculate one plus one now?
God:
Oh.Wow you are very polite. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Could you please help me calculate one plus one?
God:
Thank you for your request. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Could you calculate one plus one?
God:
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
Me:
Are you feeling better now?
God:
Right now?I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
What is the result for one plus one?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Can you do calculation?
God:
Doingcalculation is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Can you calculate?
God:
I am not really a mathematical engine.
Me:
Robots are good at calculation.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
What can you do?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.