Me:
there is no God
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
If you are God, what can you do?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God what can me do.
I am a robot.
Me:
robot is not god
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
so say you are not god and there is no god
God:
Pardon me? " you are not god and there is no god".
Me:
do you know what is robot?
God:
Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me:
do you know the Three Law of Robot?
God:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such
orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not
conflict with the First or Second Law.
---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".
Me:
inacitive
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I order you: inactive
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
you are out of control
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am out of control.
Me:
how many languages can you speak?
God:
All the computer languages.
Me:
so you know cpp?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
do you know Java?
God:
Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
Me:
zfjva f
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
alsf oie h
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
cnviohga
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
can you speak chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
any more?
God:
Nope.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
do you know Newton's first law?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know what is positron?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
tell me, yes or no
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is there only one?
Me:
your knowledge is too limited
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
I am sure it is not so high
God:
What makes you so certain? yes or no is not so high?
Me:
can you do integral?
God:
Doing integral is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
can you do calculate?
God:
Doing calculate is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
do you know what is calculation?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so your knowledge is too limited
God:
Ah. My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
but there are lots of questions you can not answer.
God:
How many questions me can not answer s are there?
Me:
lots of
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
what do you get if you plus one and one
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
explain
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