A projected toll for the Earth Hour Tonight:
423 men died after slipping due to their own 'misfires' during toilet sessions. a further 32,532 were injured.
7,233 women scared themselves to death and 1,432,134 square metres of windows were broken.
18 aircrafts crashed into the harbour bridge. streak ended when the bridge collapsed, but resulted in a further 45 boat crashes.
35 banks were robbed.
194 police stations were raided.
56,034 teenagers overdosed of drugs because there weren't better things to do.
149,854 pets were repeatedly stepped on.
on the more positive note:
213,214 more babies are due in early 2008. |
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