暴强－谁能准确翻译以下中英文

1．we two who and who？
2．how are you ? how old are you?
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you
have nothing to say,go home!!
6．you me you me
7．You Give Me Stop!!
8．know is know noknow is noknow
9．WATCH SISTER
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
11．American Chinese not enough
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
13．heart flower angry open
14．go past no mistake past
15．小明：I am sorry!
> > > > 老外：I am sorry too!
> > > > 小明：I am sorry three!
> > > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
> > > > 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
18．you have two down son。
19．as far as you go to die
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
my face

１，咱俩谁跟谁啊！对不对啊， :mrgreen:

how old are you=怎么老是你？ :mrgreen:
22就别翻译了  :twisted:

1．we two who and who？

我二谁和谁？
什么呀！狗屁不通！

2．how are you ? how old are you?
2:你还好吧,你几岁了啊?
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
3:你不嘘我,我不嘘你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
4:你看好了我将给你一些颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,上!

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13．heart flower angry open
13:心花怒放
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16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
16:要钱没有,要命一条!

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
my face
给你脸不要脸......

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:mrgreen: 有趣

[quote:489236f1ae="zxycom"]how old are you=怎么老是你？ :mrgreen:
22就别翻译了  :twisted:[/quote]

那“how are you ?”一定 = 怎么是你？！

22是什么意思啊？

[quote:a8e5f37437="婧子"]22是什么意思啊？[/quote]

第２２条！

没了

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you
have nothing to say,go home!!
大家好~有话就说！没话就滚（回家）！！
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我停下！！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知
9．WATCH SISTER
表姐妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！！
11．American Chinese not enough
美式中文不够~！
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
一辆车来一辆去，两辆相撞人死亡~！
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫你老大，今年25。
19．as far as you go to die
只要你去死！

这可真叫“中英文”哦！

shi de !

正确答案：
1.咱俩谁跟谁啊？
2.怎么是你？怎么老是你？
3.你不鸟我，我不鸟你。
4.你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上。
5.有事早奏，无事退朝。
6.彼此彼此。
7.你给我站住。
8.知之为知之，不知为不知。
9.表妹。
10.龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11. 美中不足
12.一车过来一车走，两车碰碰，人就死了。（车祸现场描述）。
13.心花怒放。
14.走过路过，不要错过
15.（呵呵，再明白不错了）。
16.要钱没有，要命一条
17.我叫李老大，今年25。
18.你有两下子。
19.有多远，死多远！！！！
20.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
22题取消。

hehe~
有几条我还是翻译对了~!

翻译得还行，

horse horse tiger tiger！