10# deepgreen
通常都是无厘头的回答~~~
再贴一段我和GOD的对话~
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Can you sing a song for me?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Can you speak Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
Chinese?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
CHINA has a 5000 years history
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Huanghe River
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
Where do you live in?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm living in China,Shanghai.
God:
I would like to live in China Shanghai sometime.
Me:
Did you ever see me?
God:
I think I have see you, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Did you have dinner?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
I want to be your neighbor,can I?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Do you like astronomy?
God:
I like pets. I like wine and bread. |