一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！！

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

　　前台小姐：“Hello.”

　　老外：“Hi.”

　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

　　老外：“Can you speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

哈哈哈哈……
是-8级的英语吧？！

我喷~~~
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前面的还凑合
看到最后一句
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

被你打败了！

还是比我水平高啊！

老外: I will  give  you  some  colour  see see!

give you point color see see

See see jiu see see
Who fears who

no fear you just try try

haha~

try try jiu  try try! :mrgreen:

No，Chinglish，it is very hao ！

try try jiu  try try!

qie~who pa you ！come on！
everybody，shang a ~！beat the old wai fall flower flow water！！！

haha ~~~~~~if you're not three not four, i will give you some colour  see see!

ft!

[quote:d8b7832c22="jupiter1186"]ft![/quote]Me  too！

[quote:40b6a65cb8="活动星图"][quote:40b6a65cb8="jupiter1186"]ft![/quote]Me  too！[/quote]

你把版主都带坏了． :

[quote:8ed452d8bb="eat.tomato"][quote:8ed452d8bb="活动星图"][quote:8ed452d8bb="jupiter1186"]ft![/quote]Me  too！[/quote]

你把版主都带坏了． :[/quote]你说antares21还是pcet？

前着吧

[quote:c8ce906f26="凌儿"]No，Chinglish，it is very hao ！

try try jiu  try try!

qie~who pa you ！come on！
everybody，shang a ~！beat the old wai fall flower flow water！！！[/quote]


you  not  afraid  this say!
you wait,i will  give you point colour see see! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

my god
my head is yun le~~ :x